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Grades level iconsGrades 3–4
Genre information iconPoetry
Resource type iconWriting

How to Breed a Dragon

Have you ever wanted to care for a dragon? This poem teaches you how.
How to Breed a Dragon

First things first! Go to amazon.com. Make sure you have
an account and buy your dragon. Use code: sauce to get fifty
percent off.

Now that you have a dragon, get a saddle and tame the
dragon by feeding it milk and cookies. Make sure the milk
is boiling hot.

Since you have done all that, gain the trust of the dragon
by feeding fire to it and it will trust you.
Dragons are way too big for us humans. They’re as big as
Jupiter! Right here is a solution.

After all that, do it again and breed them. Now you have
a dragon that is your size, so do this all the time and you
will have a family.

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