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Grades level iconsGrades 6–7
Genre information iconPoetry
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How to Survive Middle School

by the Class of 640 at M.S. 88, 826NYC
This bilingual poem shares an excellent recipe for how to survive middle school.
How to Survive Middle School

Ingredients
1 alarm clock
10 pencils
5 cups of sanity
1 Nintendo Switch loaded with 10 gallons of Fortnite
1 ounce of your brain
100% charged phone
3 to 4 tablespoons of focus
1 unlimited bathroom pass

Step 1: First, sauté an alarm clock with 100% charged phone
Step 2: Next, disable your sanity
Step 3: Add 1 ounce of your brain to 10 pencils to focus in class
Step 4: Combine unlimited bathroom pass with 10 gallons
of Fortnite when you need a break
Step 5: Lastly, mix everything and do it all again tomorrow

 

Como sobrevivir educación secundaria básica

Ingredientes
1 despertador
10 lápices
5 tazas de cordura
1 Nintendo Switch cargado con 10 galones de Fortnite
1 onza de tu cerebro
celular 100% cargado
3 a 4 cucharada de enfoque
1 pase para el baño ilimitado

Paso 1: Primero, sofreír un despertador con el celular
100% cargado
Paso 2: Después, desactivar tu cordura
Paso 3: Agregar 1 onza de tu cerebro a 10 lápices para enfocarse
en clase
Paso 4: Combinar pase para el baño ilimitado con 10 galones de
Fortnite cuando necesitas un descanso
Paso 5: Finalmente, mezclar todo y hacerlo todo de nuevo mañana

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This piece was originally published in 826NYC’s Walking Alarm Clocks with Feathers Everywhere: Poetry by 826NYC Students at M.S. 88.

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